Picture of me taken on December 29, 2010. Dangerously close to obesity according to my BMI. |
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
TMI on my BMI
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
We're B-A-A-CK!
Cycling on Christmas Eve. That's how we ROLL! |
Coming soon: first impression review of my new HeroCam!
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Merry Christmas from The GroveTribe!
What do we have on our Christmas Tree? Bikes, of course!!! |
For a fun Christmas themed story about a bicycle to share with your family be sure to check out yesterday's blog "Angus: The Big Blue Bike" http://grovetribe.blogspot.com/2010/12/angus-big-blue-bike.html
See you on the trail!
Chris, Dawn, Cassie, Jax, Mike, Jared, & Morgan
Friday, December 24, 2010
Angus The Big Blue Bike
ANGUS: The Big Blue Bike with his GroveTribe owner Chris |
story by the GroveTribe
Thursday, December 23, 2010
T.G.I.D.S.I.F. (Thank Gooodness It Doesn't Snow In Folsom)
Even as a teenager it was hard to keep me indoors and off a bike! |
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Riding with "The Punisher"
If you see this guy on the trail, just let him pass you. |
The reason there was no blog post yesterday was because I was in recovery from an encounter with my own version of Racer X: Brian aka “The Punisher”. It all started out innocently enough. I had sent out an email to a local bike group letting them know that I was going to do a lunch ride and asked if anyone else was interested. I didn’t get a response from anyone which didn’t surprise me. The forecast had called for rain today and with Christmas coming up a lot of people are out of the office. Even though the forecast called for rain I packed my bike just in case there was a break in the weather. In this case, there was; only a 10% chance of rain until 3pm. For me, that is a big enough opening to squeeze a ride in.
As I got my bike unloaded from the car I looked around and didn’t see anyone else running out or getting ready. That was fine. I was a little bit tired anyway so I figured I would see if my legs had anything. If they didn’t, I would just do an easy recovery ride. Just as I was going through the final steps to get ready, Brian showed up. “Oh crap!” was the first thought in my head. Brian is a Cat 2 racer. On my good days it is punishing trying to keep his pace. My best hope is that he isn’t looking to go that hard today.
As we do the warm-up part of the ride my legs are giving me mixed signals. Quads are feeling pretty strong but my calf muscles are shot from doing some “cross training” during a recent winter storm. I ask Brian what type of ride he is looking to do. He responds with “hard endurance.” Okay… There is no way I am going to be able to take the lead and do a “pull” in my current condition and I let him know that I am just going to hang on to his wheel.
As he starts picking up the pace, I am instantly on the ropes. Making things worse is the gusty and variable winds. I draft okay (should get closer than I do) when winds are calm, but in conditions like this, I can never figure out where I am supposed to be to optimize the draft. Since I don’t follow as close as I should, I don’t get as much of a “pull.” His pace is faster than I expected based on what he told me he was going to do. No big deal, I figured he is going to get tired or settle down in a few minutes. No such luck. He kept going and going. Like a frickin’ evil, lycra-clad energizer bunny. Only for the occasional turn or traffic conditions on the trial did he slow down. The slow-down was never long enough and he accelerated pretty quickly back up to speed.
We were taking the relatively flat part of the American River bike trail towards Sacramento. Several times I started to lose the draft and had to catch back up. I kept wondering when the torture was going to end. As we get to a bridge that usually serves as a turn-around-point for the larger lunch group, I hope that Brian may be thinking of turning around. History says “no” as he almost always continues down to Sac State. Once again, he doesn’t turn around and he keeps going. Over and over again I get dropped because I just don’t have it in me to match his accelerations out of curves or his continued high output up the little hills. I have to work hard to get the wheel back which really starts to wear me out. But Sac State isn’t much farther, so I keep pressing on.
As we get to Sac State I sense some relief that the ride is half over. That relief is quickly squashed when Brain turns to me and says something like “how about we go a little farther?” I am exhausted, but I don’t like to back down from a challenge so I agree to continue. Brian notices that I am not doing the best job drafting and relays some advice. I had been focusing too much on his rear wheel and as a result I end up doing a lot of micro-adjustments. Instead, look down the road or focus on what his legs are doing. That can give me hints as to what Brian is doing without all of the micro-adjustments. I followed his advice and things went much better down to the turn-around point.
As we start heading back I am still using the techniques that Brian relayed to me but now there is another problem. My legs are blown-up. I keep chugging along as best I can but I can’t keep the pace to maintain the draft. To make things worse is that the wind is blowing against us more on the way back. I try different drafting positions but I just can’t figure out the best place to line up. The wind is shifting and our direction into the wind is shifting as well.
I tell Brian that I just can’t keep up anymore and to go on ahead. Brian responds with “This is a No Child Left Behind Ride”. That is the worst news ever. I am hoping to drop back, fall over and lay on the ground for a while. Maybe ride the rest of the way home tomorrow. I am done. Finished. But I keep plugging away. He drops me a few more times and waits for me to catch up. As soon as I do, he accelerates back to his previous pace. As we go over a small rise I am feeling good that I kept up with him on the rise and that I didn’t get dropped. The only problem is that he presses on the following descent and my legs are so thrashed from making the rise that I can’t catch back up.
At this point I am in “time trail mode”. For the most part, I am staying in my drops and just focusing on riding as hard as I can. I am not sure if or when he is going to stop and wait. Whether or not he stops, I feel the need to finish the ride as strong as I can. A couple of miles before the “cool down” part of the ride I spot Brian at a rest stop. I stop for a second and Brian mentions that he was only stopped for a few minutes and I should have just kept his draft. I know what he means, it would have been less work overall, but I couldn’t do it.
For the last couple of miles I keep up with Brian and then we do the cool down. Total miles was 48. Total ride time was 2.5 hours. About 30 minutes was warm up and cool down. So that leaves about 2 hours of punishment. That was much more than I expected to ride, and as such, I only brought water with me. I was starving by the time we got back and I noticed that a nagging scratchy throat was a lot worse. When I got home I relayed to my wife what had happened and then told her I planned on riding with the Folsom High team that night. She gives me this exasperated look and says something to the effect that after the torture session with Brian and complaining of a worsening sore throat she doubted my sanity if I went. I figured that one dumb decision –taking on Brian when I was less than fresh- was enough self-punishment for one day. As the night went on, I thought about trying to talk her out of the decision and ride anyway. Fortunately, I never had to put my sanity in question because someone called about purchasing my motorcycle, which I desperately needed to sell to get money to fix my mountain bike.
All I can say is that someday, when I grow up, I want to be just like Brian The Punisher.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
And now for something completely different...
Once I scan the image in, there is a ton of clean-up that has to be done. Then I begin copying sections so that I can pull them out into a new layer and color them individually. I usually save several versions as I go and the layers give me a lot of flexibility and insurance against my own stupidity (and if you saw how many layers I use you could see that I can be pretty darned dumb at times.) Once I have everything colored I begin playing with the text. Nice blood red lettering in a rough, almost tribal font seems to go well with the graphic. Viola! Only ten intense hours later (my husband had to force me to eat lunch which I did at the computer while working) and a lot of juice through the iPod and you can see the final image below.
(In case you were wondering about the song list for this particular graphic, it included: "The Game Has Changed" by Daft Punk, "Our Solemn Hour" by Within Temptation, "Undisclosed Desires" by Muse, "More Human Than Human" by Rob Zombie, "Castle in the Sky" by DJ Satomi, "Haunted" by Evanescence, "King of the Dancehall" by Beenie Man, "Bloodletting" by Concrete Blonde and "Red Right Hand" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.)
Sketching the figure over the bike. |
The inking process begins. You can see that we ditched the tail in the final. |
The coloring process in Photoshop begins. I usually end up with about 60 - 70 layers and seriously dry eyes by the time it's done. |
The final graphic, ready to be used. My favorite part is the opponent's jersey clutched in her right claw. |
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Battle of the Bulge: A Grumpy Old Man’s Approach to Nutrition, Life and Honesty
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Dork Moments and Soggy Trails
American River Bike trail between Hazel and Fair Oaks Footbridge 12/16/2010 |
TAKE THIS HILL: Climbing up Beatty Dr.
Going Down? |
Doesn't look too bad at the start... |
Not the most visually stunning while climbing yet I am starting to feel nauseous |
1. The way you cut into the wind changes. If the wind is blowing hard you will find your bike a bit unstable.
2. You might find deer and turkey. They always seem to come out when you are having the most fun.
Watch that left turn! You may have to slam on the brakes if a deer is lurking. |
How many times?
I have never climbed Beatty more than three times. However there are a few reasons for that:
1. I would rather continue to advance and climb other hills like Wilson or Serrano
2. I am doing this during lunch and don’t have time to climb it again.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Making It All Work - Can raising a family and bicycle racing co-exist?
I am trying to help relieve some of the time pressure by getting the rest of the family into cycling with me. Now that our baby is a bit older, I am really anxious for my wife to get back on the bike. I miss our cycling adventures together and she is eager to get back in the saddle once she is strong enough after a tough post-natal recovery period. In the meantime it has helped a lot that my wife and I have been working together on the blog and doing some of the FHS Cycling team volunteer work together. This helps us get some more time together while engaging in a cycling related activity.
The Future of GroveTribe Cycling. (Getting properly hydrated.) |
My youngest just turned one and is already a fanatic for anything with wheels. He can’t keep his hands off of bicycles (as you can see a little ways back in the “Plus One Factor” blog photo). He is now of prime age for getting in the Burley. I can’t take him for an entire training ride, but I can probably do half a ride with him. I just need to plan the route to take me past home about half way through. I am hopeful that he will enjoy cycling as much as I do. (The GroveTribe cycling tradition must continue.)
Paying for cycling is also a struggle. With a minivan-load of kids, they always need something. With riding 8 or more hours a week, I always need something too. I am finding that I am wearing out equipment a lot faster now that I am putting in so many more hours in the saddle. I am trying to manage with older bicycles that are constantly breaking down and I haven’t even started to pay for race and travel fees yet. The idea is daunting but my wife knows how important this is to me and so we sit at the kitchen table and shuffle the budget and make sacrifices while doing our best to meet the needs of our kids.
Monday, December 13, 2010
Chicken-N-Curves
Image courtesy of Body Concepts, Inc. |
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Tool Goddess (in training)
Tool Goddess (in training) with her little cherub at the Cycle Folsom Fix-a-Flat clinic. |
"TG(it)" removing rear wheel. Pic courtesy of Ross Del Luca. |
Brian got "the boot." |
Sometimes, A Boot is a Dollar Well Spent – Avoid a dreaded “tire hernia” (I think that was Stan Schultz, Cycle Folsom’s Chief Evangelist, that popped off with that one.) and pack a boot. Forgot a boot? Then get creative and use a powerbar wrapper or even a fibrous dollar bill.